[Click here to go back to Tuning Strategies!] 3. Energy Management In galaxies far far away from our own, there typically is a rather gamey expectation that one super bird or pig will rule them all with his magical crown, levelling up from peasant to warrior king in mere hours. And that through epic […]
[Go back to Wheel to Wheel Combat!] SPEND LITTLE, SPEED MUCH Tuning Strategies Because of all the negative reviews about ABGO’s in-app purchases, it’s commonly perceived that you have to spend a lot of money on the game. This is false. A starter kart provided upon installing the app (which means, completely free) is very […]
On your job of ferrying the all important eggs down the mountainside, sooner or later you are going to be beset by a horde of upstart pigs who want to relieve you of your precious cargo! Soon, you are forced to make a ‘flight or fight’ decision on whether to confront those unruly rolls of bacon fat, or try to outrun the opposition.
[Click here to go back to the Introduction!] Chapter 2 OFFENSIVE DRIVING course! Because defensive driving is boring. In this chapter we will cover the basics of driving in Angry Birds Go!, and only driving. It’s up to you to look out for any route shortcuts, game-beating exploirs and other undocumented features that Rovio adds to each […]
“OFFENSIVE DRIVING” A Controversial Pig-Written Guide to Appreciating Innovation in Angry Birds GO! by Les Toreadors Screenshots by “Dried Ham” Kim My views are my own… and that of lazy fat Moon sized pigs! Give me more cake right meow! Chapter One Introduction It’s been a few days since the release of Rovio’s […]
Ceiling exploration is never easy. Its treacherous rocks have punctured many a suction cup wheel and is long regarded to be un-navigable. But that doesn’t stop fearless (or foolish) piglets from trying to explore it and fail epigly for our enjoyment!
This incredible machine not only saves a lot of time harvesting fresh produce, but can fly them straight to the market as well! If Victorians could build flying machines, they’d make this!
Victorians were very inventive people who could mechanize just about everything in their daily lives. Which is why today, we show King Pig a mechanized Pumpkin Dispenser! It doesn’t get any simpler than that!